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rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

ughsocialjustice:

*logs onto tumblr*

*logs off*

One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”

– Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via coalesc)